Aug
29
I love corny filipino jokes
how do you fight lumpia? you pancit!
what is faster than pasta? sopas!
why can’t you pour water through a fork? because it’s tubig to fit tinador!
where is singapore located? between singathree and singafive
are you a coconut? because i want to call you buko!
why did the priest stop eating salt? because it was asin!
how do you get a watermelon pregnant? you pakwan!
lol
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